【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第二十二集

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- 告诉他 - 就告诉他嘛 - Tell him. - Just tell him. - 闭口 - 告诉我什么 - Shut up. - Tell me what 你看你连正眼看他都不敢

Look at you, you won't even look at him. 就告诉我吧

Oh, come on tell me. 下回有女人不愿看我

我也好有新原因

I could use another reason why women won't look at me. 好吧好吧

昨晚我梦见

All right. All right. Last night, I had a dream that uh... 我和你

...that you and I were 在这桌上做爱 doing it on this table. 梦里干的不错嘛

Excellent dream score.

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你怎会有这类梦

Why would you dream that 最重要的是

More importantly... 我棒吗

...was I any good 几乎是棒极了

Well, you were pretty damn good. 真存心思在我梦中我特别力所不及

Interesting. Cause in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate. 昨晚你在这桌上的表现十全十美

Last night, you seemed to know your way around the table. 真快乐能与你们分享

I love it when we share. 你没事吧

You okay there

我不敢相信你会在她梦中做爱

I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.

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对不起仅仅一次

I'm sorry, it was a one-time thing. 我醉得昏迷不醒

并且这不是我的潜意识

I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious. 你好呀瑞秋

Hello, Rachel. 下去

Get off.

给我你们能想像我操作钻床的样子吗

Ooh, give me. Can you see me operating a drill press 不知道你当时穿什么

I don't know. What are you wearing 菲比你为何想操作钻床

Phoebe, why would you want to operate a drill press 不过临时的工作

Just for some short-term-work. 直到我找回一部分前按摩客户

You know, until I get back some of my massage clients.

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又是海盗吗

Pirates again 不根本不贴边

No. Nothing like that. 我真是个大笨蛋

I'm just such a dummy.

我教他们 \" 自己在家着手做按摩 \"

I taught a \"Massage Yourself at Home\" workshop. 结果他们就不来了

And they are. 嗨钱德勒

她能够为你工作

Hey, Chan, she could work for you. 谢了乔伊

这是个好想法

Thanks, Joey. That's a good idea. 我能够我来吧

什么工作

I could. I could do it. What is it 我秘书这几周没法来上班

My secretary's gonna be out for a couple of weeks.

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她去给一侧乳房动消乳手术

She's having one of her boobs reduced. 一言难尽的波霸故事

It's a whole big boob story. 我能够当个秘书

I could be a secretary. 菲比我不知你是不是这块料

Phoebes, I don't know if it's your kinda thing... 由于这份工作需要你大多数时间

... because it involves a lot being normal 尽可能保持正常

for a large portion of the day. 我能办到

I could do that.

- 你玩什么呢 - 我的新传呼机

-What are you playing with -It's my new beeper. 古生物学家要那玩艺儿干嘛

What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for

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以防恐龙紧迫事件

救命啊快来

Is it like for dinosaur emergencies Help. come quick, 他们仍是绝种了

They're still extinct. 不是为卡罗尔生产买的

No. It's for when Carol goes into labor. 好让她随时联系到我

She can get me wherever I am. 她只要拨号 55- 金宝

All she has to do is dial 55-Jimbo. {\\an3\\fs16\\bord0\\fn 微软雅黑 \\fad(0,0)\\b0\\pos(374,247)}Jimbo

指 \" 不请自来的人 \"

这号码真酷还可以当孩子的名字

A cool number and a possible name for the kid. - 各位回头见了 - 去见小伊森吗

- All right, I'll see you guys later. - Off to see young Ethan 感谢

Thank you.

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【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第二十二集

伊森究竟有多小

很小吗

How young is young Ethan Young 年龄和我们差不多

He's our age. 当我们仍是

When we were...

- 他是大学四年级学生 - 大学 - He's a senior in college. - College 这位小朋友不在意你的年龄吗

This man-child has no problem with how old you are

自然不在意这根本不是问题

No, of course not. It's not even an issue... 由于我告诉他我 22 岁

...because I told him I was 22. - 你什么 - 什么 - You what - What - 我不像 22 岁吗 -25 26

还说得过去

- Oh, I can't pass for 22 - Well, maybe 25, 26.

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- 我原来就 26 - 那就对啦 - I am 26. - There you go. - 听见没 - 听见了

- Can you hear that - Yeah. 知道不拿起电话就不会响了

You see, that'll stop when you pick up the phone. - 我来了 - 好的 - Oh, I'm on. - Okay. 宾先生办公室

Mr. Bing's office. 对不起他正在开会 .

No, I'm Sorry, he's in a meeting right now. 我没在开会

我在 ...

I'm not in a meeting. I'm right... Whoops. 他知道这件事吗

Will he know what this is in reference to 他有你的号码吗

And he has your number

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好我会转告他的

再会

I'll see that he gets the message. Bye-bye. 罗斯打来问候的

Ross says hi. 真好玩好了

我们此刻做什么

This is so fun. All right. What do we do now

此刻我得开始工作了

Well, now I actually have to get to work. \"可能吧\" \"Most likely.\" 好了我出去了

Okay, I'm gonna be out there. 好的再会

All right. Bye-bye. 再会

Bye-bye.

- 什么事 - 你在干嘛

- Yes - What you doing

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窗户擦好了蜡烛点上了

Okay, windows are clean. Candles are lit. 皮带太紧我得去换一条

Belt's too tight. Gotta change the belt. 鱼翻过没没

由于我做的意大利面

Did I turn the fish Nope, because I made lasagna. - 我有没有失控 - 有一点点 - Am I out of control - Just a touch. 莫妮卡我不理解

Mon, I don't understand. 你跟这个男生从他期中考试后

I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... 谈到此刻

... his midterms. 为何

忽然

Why, all of a sudden, are you so... - 我怎么了 - 今夜会是销魂一夜吗 - What - Could tonight be the night

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我不知道他是个好男孩

I don't know. He's a great guy... 我喜爱和他在一同

但是很难说

...and I love being with him. But, you know... 只好自然而然

没法早先计划好

...things happen when they happen. You don't plan these things. - 腿毛刮了没 - 刮了

- So, did you shave your legs - Yeah. 罗斯别纠结了

这不过一场梦

Would you let it go, Ross It was just a dream. 不代表 ...

It doesn't mean

时候到了宝宝要出生了

This is it. Oh my God! It's baby time! Baby time! 放轻松沉着点

别紧张

All right, relax. Just relax. Be cool. 对刚有人呼我

Yeah, hi. I was just beeped.

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不安卓不在这

今日呼错三次了

No, Andre is not here. Third time today. 对我确立

Yes, I am sure. 不先生

我不供给那些服务

No, sir, I do not perform those kind of services. 服务

Services 懂了服务嘛

Oh, services.

对你要呼的是 55- 劲爆

Yeah, you want 55-Jumbo. {\\an3\\fs16\\bord0\\fn 微软雅黑 \\fad(0,0)\\b0\\pos(374,247)}jumbo

意思没错

That's right.

没错是劲爆不是金宝

先生

That's right. JUMBO with a \"U,\" sir.

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是庞然大物的

【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第二十二集

不相信我

你不会想要我的

No, belive me, You don't want me. 从他的号码看来

你看到我会大失人望

Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. 好吧再会了

Alrighty, bye-bye. 第一天上班怎样

How was the first day

太棒了每一个人都特别特别好

Excellent. Everyone was so, so nice. 瞧认识我这类职位的人多沾光

It pays to know the man who wears my shoes. 说的是我

Me.

不我没告诉任何人我认识你

No. I didn't tell anyone I knew you. - 为何 - 由于你懂的

- Why not - Well, because, you know.

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他们其实不喜爱你

They don't like you. - 什么 - 我认为你早知道 - What - I thought you knew that. - 谁不喜爱我 - 每一个人

- No, who doesn't like me - Everyone. 除了

Except for.... 不每一个人

No. Everyone.

- 你在说什么啊 - 别悲伤

- What are you talking about - Don't feel bad. 他们过去都很喜爱你

They used to like you a lot. 自从你升职后

But then you got promoted, and, you know, 他们感觉你是上级

大人物

now you're like Mr. Boss Man. you know, Mr. Big.

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宾先生宾大老板

Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing. - 真不敢相信 - 他们甚至还模拟你

- I can't believe it. - Yeah. They even do you. 模拟我

They \"do\" me 对比方这样

You know, like, okay: 报告要 \" 何时 \" 才能交来

\"Could that report be any later\" - 我没有那样说话 - 你有的

- I don't sound like that. - Yeah, you do. 这山谷回荡着美好的

\"The hills are alive with the sound... \" 音乐\"声 ...of music.\"

我的烤饼 \" 我\" 的烤饼

\"My scone. My scone.\"

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我没那样说话

这绝\" 不\" 是真的

I don't sound like that. That is so not true. \" 不\" 是这样 \" 不\" 是这样 That is so not... That is so not... 这闭口吧

That Oh, shut up.

- 不会吧 - 告诉你我到九岁时

- Did not. - I'm telling you, up until I was 9... 还认为 \" 枪口 \" 就是真切存在的犯法现场

... I thought \"gunpoint\" was an actual place where crimes happened.

- 怎么会 - 新闻总是报道犯法事件

- How's that possible - Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 某人在 \"枪口\"下

\"A man is being held up at Gunpoint.\" 慌张的参观客在 \" 枪口 \" 下

\"Tourists are terrorized at Gunpoint.\" 我向来在想怎么还有人去那边

And I kept thinking, \"Why do people continue to go there\"

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- 我该走了 - 好 - I should go. - Ok. - 除非-什么 - Unless. - What 除非你要在这儿过夜

Unless you wanna stay over. 我反正要在这过夜

不如

I mean, I'm going to. So.... 是啊这样再好可是

Yeah, I'd really like that. 在我们考虑过夜的事宜以前

Before we get into any staying-over stuff... 我有些事情一定告诉你

...there's something you should know. 是 \" 我明日一早有课 \" 之类的

Ok. Is this, like, \"I have an early class tomorrow\"... 仍是 \" 我与山羊奥密成婚了 \"

...or \"I'm secretly married to a goat\"

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在这二者之间

Well, it's somewhere in between. 就严格技术层面而言

自然

我还没

You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not.... 我是说我还没有

Well, I mean, I haven't ever.... - 伊森-在 - Ethan - Yeah. 你是处男吗

Are you a virgin

假如你们这些孩子此刻这样称号的话

If that's what you kids are calling it these days, then... 对我是个处男

...yes, I am.

我大体向来在等候合适的人

I've kind of been waiting for the right person. - 真的吗 - 真的 - Really - Yeah.

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你知道我是在指你吧

You do know I was talking about you, right 你向来喔个不断

You keep saying that. 你懂的你在杂志上看过

在电影里看过

You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies. 甚至在家里练习过

但是天啊

Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man... 这感觉实在没得比

...it is nothing like that. 听着听着

Listen, listen.

你对我坦率了一件难以开口的事

You told me something that was really difficult for you.

我想假如你能坦诚相对

那我也能

And I figure if you can be honest, then I can too. 天啊别告诉我方才做错了

Oh, God. Don't tell me I did it wrong.

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不那件事你做得特别完满

No, no, no. Nothing wrong about that. 好我说了

Ok, Here goes. 我不是 22 岁

I'm not 22. 我是 25岁

I'm 25... 零13个月

...and 13 months.

但是我想我们的关系不会所以变掉

But I figure, you know, that shouldn't change anything. 年龄根本就不是距离对吧

I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are 听着

Listen... 在你坦承之际

...as long as we're telling stuff...

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我也有话要说

... I have another one for you. 我比你所知的年龄还小

I'm a little younger than I said. - 你不是四年级生吗 - 我是四年级 - You're not a senior - Oh, I'm a senior... 高中四年级

...in high school. 我们不该当这样

What we did was wrong. 天啊我刚和一个

God, I just had sex with 不到二十岁的小屁孩做爱了

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独立二百周年我刚做爱了

I just had sex.

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指美国

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伊森注意听

你为何不早告诉我

Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me - 你也没告诉我你真切年龄 - 那不同样

- You never tell me how old you are. - It's different. 我撒的谎不会让我们在 48 个州获重罪

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年人发生关系要判重罪

- 你究竟在想什么 - 我什么都没想

- What were you thinking - I wasn't thinking. - 我不过忙于 - 不要说

- I was too busy falling... - Don't say it. 爱上你

...in love with you. - 真的吗 - 对不起 - Really - Sorry. 好吧别再爱我了

Well, fall out of it.

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美国法律规定与未成

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你都不该在这

你该在学校过夜的

You shouldn't be here. It's a school night. 天啊

Oh, God. 我就像是那种

I'm like those women that you see... 特意勾引小帅哥的女人

...with shiny guys named Chad. 我成了琼·柯琳斯

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女星谁

Who

好安卓 45 分钟后就会到

Ok. Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. 就这样再会

Alrighty. Bye-bye.

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作风随意的英国性感

【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第二十二集

这样省事多了

It's just easier that way. 说吧你昨晚的梦都告诉我了

Come on. You told me about the last dream. 不忘了吧

No. Forget it. 为何

莫非是梦中的我对你过于鲁莽

Why not Was I doing something particularly saucy

好吧我说 All right. Fine. 梦中不不过你在场

You were not the only one there. 乔伊也在场

Joey was there too. 好的

All right. 那

Was there...

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还有其余人吗

...anybody else there - 没有 - 你确立没有人 ... - No. - You sure Nobody... 发发薄荷糖啥的

... handing out mints or anything 没有只有我们三个

No, it was just the three of us. 谈谈看是你跟钱德勒做完

So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, 而后跟我做仍是我们三个同时

...and then you and me, or you, me and Chandler

- 你知道吗 - 什么 - You know what - What 有几次

There were times... 我都没有参加

...when it wasn't even me.

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真甜蜜伙计们

That is so sweet, you guys. 莫妮卡伊森又来电话了

Mon, Ethan called again. - 莫妮卡 - 莫妮卡 - Mon - Mon ！

- 干嘛 - 伊森又来电话了 - What - Ethan called again. - 你不再会他了吗 - 对

- You're not seeing him anymore - No. 有时

有些问题没法解决

Sometimes, things don't work out. 这跟他需要假条才能翘掉体育课没关吗

This has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym

我没说什么都没说

我立誓

I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything. I swear. - 他听到的 - 听着下回见到他时

- He stopped by. - Listen, next time you talk to him...

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能问问《恐龙战队》中最强的是谁吗

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编的美版恐龙战队我的生活真是太出色了

换个话题行吗

Oh, my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now 对不起

Sorry.

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墨菲时间到了

\"It's morphin'time.\" - 暴龙-剑龙

- Stegosaurus. - Tyrannosaurus. 我得走了

I gotta go. 天脑充血

Head rush.

再一次我真得走了

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据日本同种类题材改

恐龙战队台词

【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第二十二集

One more, and then I have to go. 酷

Cool. 你要上哪儿去

Where you going

我要和几个同事去参加诞辰会

I got a birthday party with some work people. 同事吗没人跟我说

Work people Nobody told me. 我知道这都是由于

No, I know. That's part of the whole... 他们不喜爱你所造成的

...you know, them-not-liking-you extravaganza.

你来谈谈我真不理解 You know what, I don't get this. 一个月前他们都是我朋友

A month ago, these people were my friends.

我当上了主管其实不代表我会变为另一个人

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You know, just I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person. 那你今夜该来

Well, then you should come tonight. 和他们多相处

You know, just hang out with them. 让他们知道你仍是个大好人

Let them see what a great guy you still are. - 你认为我该去 - 诚心的你该去 - You think I should - I really do. Yeah. - 那好-走吧 - Ok. - Ok. 我们能不一同去吗

But could we not go together 我不想成为邀请上级的怪人

I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss. 昨晚真是太棒了

I think last night was great.

我和崔西合唱了首《乌木与象牙》

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You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.

你表现得很好

You were great. 但大家仍旧讥笑你

But they still made fun of you. - 什么 - 你此刻成了 \" 假惺惺 \" 老板

- What - You know, now you're more like, Mr. Caring Boss. \"套近乎\"老板

Mr. I'm-one-of-you Boss. \" 称兄道弟 \" 宾大老板

Mr. I-wanna-be-your-buddy Boss Man Bing. 我真是想不通

Then I don't get it. 你知道吗钱德勒

你得面对现实

You know what Chandler I think you just gotta face it. 你坐在这间大办公室里

You're like the guy in the big office.

有权录取他们

也有权开除他们

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You're the one that hires and fires them. - 他们说你仍是个好上级 - 是吗

- They still say you're a great boss. - They do 但是他们不再是你的朋友

Uh uh. But they're not your friends anymore. - 我不过想 - 但你不可以 - I just want - But you can't. 但我不过想

But I just want 你不是要去 ...

Aren't you gonna 卡罗尔和我定了新暗号

Carol and I have a new system. 假如她打 911

If she punches in 9-1-1... 就代表她将生产

不然我就根本不理睬

it means she's having a baby. Otherwise, I just ignore it.

那安卓呢

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What about Andre 清晨他接到个电话

Oh, well this morning he got a call from 我感觉是堂弟纳森打来的

who I think was our cousin Nathan, 老实说我知道太多内情了

and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know. - 嗨 - 我本打算这么说的

-Hi. - That was gonna be my opener. 你们看过卫生间里的新烘手机没

Hey, did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom

- 我认为那不过谣传 - 确切不移

- I thought that was just a rumor. - True story. 行了我得和你谈谈

All right. Look, I gotta tell you something. 我不是 17 岁

I'm not 17.

我这样说是为了让你感觉我可爱引人怜

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I only said that so you'd think I was cute and vulnerable. 其实我今年 30

I'm actually 30. 娶了妻子有正经工作

是个国会议员

I have a wife and a job. I'm your congressman. 莫妮卡这太荒唐了

我们多般配

Monica, this is ridiculous. We're great together. 我们聊天谈笑

做爱也很协调

We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex.... 我固然经验不多

但全部是那么完满

I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great.

- 确实是 - 那问题在哪儿

- It was. - Then what's the problem 伊森这太

Ethan, it's.... 倒人胃口

It's icky.

\" 倒人胃口 \"

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\"Icky\"

就由于 \" 倒人胃口 \" 你就想放弃吗

You're actually gonna throw this away because it's \"icky\" 我也很悲伤我多希望状况不是这样

This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different. 假如你年长几岁

或许我年青几岁

If you were a few years older or I was a few years younger...

或是我们生活在圣经时代 ...or we lived in biblical times... - 我就能够 ... -

不

不要说

- ...I could really - No, don't say it. 爱你

Love you.

- 你的手还没干是吧 - 仍是湿的 - Are your hands still wet - Moist. 那我们再去烘一次

Let's dry them again.

或许是

这些鸡尾酒 \" 能\" 再烈一点吗

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Or like, \"Could these margaritas be any stronger\" 你好钱德勒

Hey, Chandler. 你好宾先生

Hello, Mr. Bing.

你昨晚唱的史提夫·汪达那首歌真好听

Loved your Stevie Wonder last night. 感谢听着

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